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Get Fucked with Royal Wedding condoms!
You've got the commemorative plates and tea towels - now get your hands on the Crown Jewels with Prince-William-and-Kate-Middleton-themed prophylactics.
'Like a Royal Wedding, intercourse with a loved one is an unforgettable occasion', so reads the back of this deluxe box of regal condoms. Crown Jewels, who've also kindly sent us some 'review items', believe that the amorous air brought about by the joyous union of Wills and Kate this spring has left a gap in the market for royal-themed birth control.
Describing themselves as 'the world's leading supplier of heritage prophylactics' the company have already shifted more than 1,000 units on their website since launching yesterday. Lavishly anointed with lube and ribbed for enhanced lovemaking, the royal sheaths allow the wearer to live like a king for a day (a few minutes). Don't get too excited though, the condoms don't actually work.
The Crown Jewels condoms carry a disclaimer advising would-be lovers they are designed as a souvenir and are not suitable for... well... doing what they're supposed to. 'Sadly, the disclaimer was required for legal reasons,' company spokesperson Hugh Pomfret told Metro.co.uk. 'But since our prophylactics are designed as an heirloom product, we would encourage people to keep hold of them as a memento of a special national occasion. They are of course welcome to enjoy the supple latex and gliding lubrication of our products, but we are required to advise that they are not suitable to prevent STDs or pregnancy.'
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AugustGem
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| Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 7:55 pm Post subject: |
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| I'll put that on the "to do" list after fancy hat |
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eefanincan
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| Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Thought I'd seen everything ...... |
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dmrtn
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| Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:51 pm Post subject: |
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oh man, that's something special!! and a SNIP at only $150... haha |
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faceless
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| Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:14 am Post subject: |
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Skylace
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| Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:26 am Post subject: |
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| AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Between this damn wedding, Charlie Sheen and fucking Lindsey Lohan I am amazed when I get any news on Libya! |
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faceless
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| Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:55 am Post subject: |
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| haha, tell me about it - but now that you've mentioned it I need to go and find out what Lindsay's up to! |
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eefanincan
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| Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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..... she's probably talking with Charlie Sheen and colouring her new Little Miss Princess Book  |
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faceless
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| Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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| haha, good one |
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Kezza
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:30 pm Post subject: |
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| According to my cousin in London, the upside of this wedding is that he gets a Bank Holiday out of it! |
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Stones
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| Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 12:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Kezza wrote: | | According to my cousin in London, the upside of this wedding is that he gets a Bank Holiday out of it! |
Definate upside. My birthday falls in the week between Easter and this so it's worked out pretty well for me! |
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eefanincan
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| Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:10 am Post subject: |
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OK --- everyone get their knitting needles ready |
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| Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:14 pm Post subject: |
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Royal Wedding Sick Bags |
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faceless
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| Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:58 pm Post subject: |
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Fart in the faces of royalty with this STYLLISH cushion
Or why not settle down to this movie and find multiple reasons to stab yourself in the eyes?
Failing that, spend THIRTY FECKIN SEVEN quid on this doll!
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